AN AMERICAN SCAMMING NIGERIAN SCAMMERS...FUNNY STUFF

FROMwww.ebolamonkeyman.com

Original Message

Sir/Madam

It's my pleasure to send you this mail which I hope you will treat as highly confidential. I am PRINCE SOKI MOBUTU, son of the late President Mobutu SeseSekou of Zaire, new Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). There is war going on in my
country and so my family members escaped to Morocco while I am presently at Zambia/Zimbabwe boarder monitoring events. Due to the present crises, it is not save to put any investment in my country and besides most of my father's properties and account have been seized by the government of Laurent Kabila who died earlier last year. Now, I want to set up an investment overseas and I have about US$21 million (Twenty one million United States dollars) set aside for this project, I decided to contact you to help me in setting up a good investment, but I would not want my name or family name to be used. I am prepared to offer you 10% of the total sum if you assist me in claiming the fund from the security vault in Holland where my father deposited the box containing the fund as gemstones, gold, and jewelry before his death. Please contact me if you are interested and capable of helping by sending your telephone/fax numbers for me to reach you because I cannot receive any international call for now due to my condition, so that I can send the documents regarding to claiming of this fund. This will be handed over to as the family foreign partner.

Reach me through my e-mail address,

sokimobutu2003@win4wales.com,
sokimobutu@123.com,
sokimobutu@yahoo.com or
sokimobutu2003@yahoo.com

Best regards,
PRINCE SOKI MOBUTU

Black Mic to Prince Soki, Sept. 15

Dear Prince Soki Mobutu,

Hello. My name is Mike. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner but I haven't checked my email in awhile. Your proposal sounds very interesting to me and I want to help. Let me tell you something about myself and then you can decide if you want to work with me.

I work in the music industry. I'm hoping to cut an album with my boy B-Smooth later next month. I was thinking that if I helped you get this money, then I would have enough to cover our expenses and even make a music video.

What do you think?

Thanks

Mike Banks aka "Black Mic - Bitch Honkey Killa"

Prince Soki to Black Mic, Sept. 15

Hello Mike,

Thanks for your mail which I found interesting as well. The zeal to assist me to recover this money from the Security Company. Please I emplore you to send your telephone/fax number to enable us communicate effectively since we cannot discuss everything through the internet. This will give me the opportunity as well sending you the 'CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT' as well as map out the modalities or ways we can assist each other.
Thanks for your co-operation so far while expecting your urgent reply to enable us start the processing of the papers involved.

Best regards,

Prince Soki Mobutu

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He found my response interesting. I thought it was your run-of-the-mill reply from a gangsta rapper.

Black Mic to Prince Soki, Sept. 15

For sure. Can't do everything through the net. My fax number is 1-270-964-9576. You can hit me up at that number or text me. I look forward to getting your fax.

Peace,

Mike Banks aka "Black Mic - Bitch Honkey Killa"

Prince Soki to Black Mic, Sept. 16

Michael,

I am happy that you are still with me, but you will have to accept the fact that we need to much more closer to make this thing work right.

Send me your phone numbers and then I will call you.

Regards,

Soki.

Black Mic to Prince Soki, Sept. 16

What's up playa? I got your message. I'm straight telling you, the sky is the limit on how much money we could make. I'm going to have my business partner, B-Smooth, email you. He handles a lot of the business deals. It's important that I be honest with you so I'm just telling you to expect an email from him. You can trust him as he is my partner. It's also important that I keep my street credibility. Anyway, here are my contact numbers:

Celly: 877-224-1484

Fax: You have it.

Email: Killa_mik@hotmail.com

Shout me a holla dawg.

Yours truly,

Mike Banks aka "Black Mic - Bitch Honkey Killa"

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: The Profanator's email for B-Smooth comes across as Benjamin Horowicz.

B-Smooth to Prince Soki, Sept. 16

Yo Yo Yo, B-Smooth is in the Hizzy!

Whatup dawg? My boy Mike told me to get wit you on the subject of buzzi-nizzi. Mike and I rap in the same group Foe-on Nine; he is the gangstaz gangsta and I am the brains. Anyway, we are looking to make it big wit our music and we always need money to make it through. It sounds like you got the bling, baby!

Black Mic is so hip with the times and I am still kickin' it old school. He talks about his Celly phizzone whereas my motto is "page my ass." Word. You can leave a message for him or send me text, nigga.

be in touch, man. Let me know what we have to do.

peace out,

B-Smooth

PROFANATOR NOTE: Great -- here I am, an Englishman, playing an American white kid, who is emulating a gangsta rapper. Am I missing anything, Monkey?

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I think you make a great gangsta rapper.

Prince Soki to B-Smooth, Sept. 17

Hello Ben,

I got something like an email but to tell you the fact, i was unable to understand all the slangs, please, break it down for me.

Regards,

Soki.

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OMFG